Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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