Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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