don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
