Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
