I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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