it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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