How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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