GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Randomize
