My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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