"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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