physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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