You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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