shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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