So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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