google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Houston, we have a blender
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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