All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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