ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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