I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
