i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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