Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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