So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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