Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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