It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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