I got chris browned last night
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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