Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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