If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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