Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just googled if crying burns calories
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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