I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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