The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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