So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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