some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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