You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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