So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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