some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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