i permit you to call me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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