Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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