Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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