And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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