What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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