My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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