i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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