ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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