The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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