You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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