He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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