Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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