Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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