around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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