She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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