Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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